- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
- That uniform makes your butt look really big.
- Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
- Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
- I bet I could grab that gun before you finish
writing my ticket.
- Hey, you must have been doing about 150 mph
to keep up with me!
- Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively
good physical condition to be a police officer.
- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish
high school instead.
- Bad Cop! No Donut!
- Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire
confidence.
- When you smack the crap out of me, make sure
you smile pretty for the camcorder.
- I pay your salary!
- Gee, thanks officer! That's terrific. The last
officer only gave me a warning too.
- Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just
so one of us does.
- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I
know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of
me.
- Sorry, I can't hear you over the radio. No I
am not turning it down. I love this song.
- Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag
of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and
the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
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